LIKE (Social Media #2)
By @JA Huss
Publication Date: September 10, 2014
Novella (115ish pages)
Adult Contemporary Romance
By @JA Huss
Publication Date: September 10, 2014
Novella (115ish pages)
Adult Contemporary Romance
Synopsis:
#WhatADick
Vaughn Asher. I’ve stalked him relentlessly. I shaped and formed my lust into the perfect dirty hashtag…day after day… weekend after weekend. He was my prince. My fairy tale. My fantasy.
I gave him the best years of my online life and what did he do for me?
Ruined my social media experience one tweet at a time. That’s what.
#Fantastic #BackToNatureFucking
#MissingSomething #You
And now #TheDickWhoIsVaughnAsher thinks he can weasel his way back into this filthy blue bird’s Twitter account? He’s wrong.
His public fantasy is about to collide… ah, fuck it. He’s hot as hell, bitches. I need more than a free sample. This time I want it all. And I’ll do whatever it takes to get it.
EXCERPT: My tablet dings with an incoming third-party Twitter notification.
@FilthyBlueBird
has unfollowed you.
I
laugh. “Oh, Grace, Grace, Grace. You think you can slip me that easily?”
Grace
@FilthyBlueBird – 1s
OMG,
I have a stalker! What do I do, #BlueBirds?
You’d
think a woman using Twitter this regularly for a few years would understand how
it all works. I can still see her tweets when she unfollows me. I have to stop
and laugh a little.
MovieStar
@VaughnAsher – 30s
@FilthyBlueBird Who is this stalker? I will set him straight.
And
then the usual happens. Within minutes, there are dozens of @replies. Mostly
from her girlfriends on the Dirty Heaven list, the #BlueBirds. But some random
stalkerish fans of my own are in there too.
@VaughnAsher
is @FilthyBlueBird your GF?
@VaughnAsher
if you’re the stalker, you can stalk me any time!
@VaughnAsher
who is @FilthyBlueBird? Can I be your blue bird?
They
get worse from there. Invitations to fuck them. Sit on my face. #SOHF is a code
word for that on Twitter. @FilthyBlueBird uses that one a lot. And I’ve got to
admit, that’s something I’d like to imagine. More than imagine, actually. I’d
like to lick that sweet little pussy until she’s dripping down my chin.
Fuck.
I’m horny. I reach for my phone and press Grace’s number in my contacts. She
picks up on the first ring.
“What
the hell are you doing?” she growls at me.
“You
left so suddenly, Grace. I didn’t have a chance to—”
“Get
off my Twitter feed, Asher. Now!”
I
chuckle. It’s one of those full-of-myself chuckles I do when my power is
looming over people. “Now whyever would I do that, Miss Kinsella?”
“Because,
Vaughn, I’m just a girl from Denver who has absolutely no interest in signing
your contract. It was a fun fling, but it’s over now. So leave me alone and
stop stalking me on Twitter! My friends are all going to see—” She’s
interrupted by a continuous litany of pinging from my tablet and I admit, at
this point in the conversation, I’ve got a hand over my mouth to stop the
laughing. She screams on the other end of the line.
I
can see why. She just got bombarded with tweets asking about me.
“Oh
my God. What do I tell them? What the hell am I going to tell them?” She
screams again. “Fuck! Bebe just found out, thanks a lot! I never told her about
you, now she’s going to know I was with you on the island.”
“So?”
“So?
Jesus, have you no sympathy for me at all? She’s my best friend and I lied to
her! I fucked a goddamned movie star and I didn’t tell her! How can you—”
“Grace?”
“—be
so fucking cold, you jerk!”
“Grace?”
“Oh.
My. God. Do you hear that? That’s her now! She’s calling on the other line!”
“Answer
it, I’ll wait.”
“Answer
it? No! I’m—”
“Grace?”
“What?”
“I’ll
tell them all it was a lie if…”
“If
what?” she growls at me through the phone.
“If
you have phone sex with me, right now.”
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And
introducing PART THREE - BLOCK
BLOCK
(Social Media #3)
By
@JA Huss
Publication
Date: September 24, 2014
Novella
(115ish pages)
Adult
Contemporary Romance
Description:
Grace
@FilthyBlueBird
@VaughnAsher
#YouAreCaredFor So the movie star says. But his idea of cared for isn’t
the same as mine. Obviously a #Douche.
MovieStar
@VaughnAsher
@FilthyBlueBird
#BehindTheScenesIsMyScene The Blue Bird has trust issues. And tantrum
issues. And commitment issues.
Grace
@FilthyBlueBird
@VaughnAsher
#SaidTheKettleToThePot
MovieStar
@VaughnAsher
@FilthyBlueBird
#YouAreMine and I won’t let you forget it.
Grace
@FilthyBlueBird
@VaughnAsher
#YouMustShitUnicorns that’s how delusional your fairy tale is. #GetAGripOnReality
I’m outtie.
MovieStar
@VaughnAsher
@FilthyBlueBird
You're an #Innie #Sweetheart :) My tongue licked all your #CuteLittleButtons.
#ForTheLoveOfFilth
Why
is he so damn sexy? How will I ever get out from under Asher’s thumb if I can’t
stop thinking about his tongue on my buttons? #HottiesNeedToPlayFair
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J. A. Huss likes to write new adult books that make you think and keep you guessing. Her favorite genre to read is space opera, but since practically no one reads those books, she writes new adult science fiction, paranormal romance, contemporary romance, urban fantasy, and books about Junco (who refuses to be saddled with a label).
She has an undergraduate degree in horses, (yes, really–Thank you, Colorado State University) and a master’s degree in forensic toxicology from the University of Florida. She used to have a job driving around Colorado doing pretty much nothing but shooting the breeze with farmers, but now she just writes, runs the New Adult Addiction and Clean Teen Reads Book Blogs, and runs an online science classroom for homeschoolers.
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